A man died and went to heaven.He was guided by angel Gabriel as he move through God's premises.These where his observations _In 1st room,he saw many angels & they where so busy.The man asked angel Gabriel.What are they doing, angel replied, they are sorting letters of request {Jobs,Life,Healing etc} by people on earth according to there categories _In the 2nd room,they saw a similar thing like in the 1st room but this time the angels where busy parking something into boxes ~Man asked: What are they doing? ~Angel Gabriel: They are parking blessings for people's request _In the 3rd room there was only one angel & was dozzing ~Man: Why is he alone & sleeping? ~Gabriel: He is here to receive thanks from people appriciating GOD for granting there request.He is dozzing because most people forget to say thank you lord after getting what they want! _So pals let us all type Thank You Lord for providing us up to this minutes satan is a lier,he is telling you to IGNORE but you prove him wrong by typing "Thank You Lord"

18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying the embarrassed mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with well tended grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the car and enters the house. Meeting the girl's parents, he says: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I'll bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town house, a beachfront villa and a $1m bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2m bank account. If twins, a factory and $2m each. However, if there's a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do? At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again!"