A man died and went
to heaven.He was
guided
by angel Gabriel as he
move through God's
premises.These where his observations
_In 1st room,he saw
many angels & they
where
so busy.The man asked
angel Gabriel.What are they doing, angel
replied, they are
sorting letters of
request
{Jobs,Life,Healing etc} by people on earth
according to there
categories
_In the 2nd room,they
saw a similar thing like
in the 1st room but this time the angels
where
busy
parking something into
boxes
~Man asked: What are they doing?
~Angel Gabriel: They are parking blessings
for
people's request
_In the 3rd room there
was only one angel & was
dozzing
~Man: Why is he alone & sleeping?
~Gabriel: He is here to
receive thanks from people
appriciating GOD
for granting there
request.He is dozzing because most people
forget
to say thank you lord after getting
what
they
want! _So pals let us all type
Thank You Lord for
providing us up to this minutes
satan is a lier,he is
telling you to IGNORE
but you prove him wrong by
typing "Thank You Lord"
Thursday, 3 December 2015
18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying the embarrassed mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with well tended grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the car and enters the house. Meeting the girl's parents, he says:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I'll bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town house, a beachfront villa and a $1m bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2m bank account.
If twins, a factory and $2m each.
However, if there's a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You'll sleep with her again!"
Wednesday, 23 September 2015
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Man buys rights to AIDS drug, raises price from $13.50 to $750.00 per pill (PHOTOS) The founder and chief executive of Turing Pharmaceuticals32-year-old Martin Shkreli and former hedge fund manager has suffered severe backlash after purchasing the rights to a 62-year-old drug used for treating AIDS patients and raising the price overnight from $13.50 per tablet to $750. He purchased the rights to Daraprim - which is used to treat life-threatening parasitic infections - in August for $55million. Shortly thereafter, the price of the drug, which costs roughly $1 to produce, was increased to $750 per tablet. Shkreli told Bloombergthat he hiked up the price of the pill because Turing Pharmaceuticals 'needed to turn a profit on the drug'. Since the announcement, people across social media have criticized the price increase, but Shkreli has backed the decision. 'This isn't the greedy drug company trying to gouge patients, it is us trying to stay in business,' Shkreli said, according to Raw Story. He added that many patients use the drug for less than a year and that the price is on par with drugs similar that are used to treat rare diseases. Since his company acquired the drug, Shkreli has urged the importance of improving Daraprim and said drugs need to be developed for treating neglected tropical diseases. Shkreli said that the proceeds from the newly high-priced Daraprim will be used to research better treatments and raise awareness for toxoplasmosis.,an opportunistic parasitic infection that can cause serious and life-threatening problems.
Thursday, 6 August 2015
Wednesday, 5 August 2015
Monday, 3 August 2015
Things a girl wants from her boyfriend APPRECIATE YOUR MAN! Your MAN may not own a car. He may not earn a lot of money. He may not live in a posh estate. He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time. He may not have a great job. " But it’s enough to know you are the ONLY ONE He has at his heart. He has a vision. He is Honest. He is very hard-working. He is humble. He keeps that smile on your face. He talks to you every day. He actually listens to you. He always replies your messages. He tolerates you when you're moody. His family knows you. He tells you you're beautiful all the time. He sees you every chance he gets. He appreciates the smallest things you do. He is there when you need him. He respects you. He is proud you are his…he treats you like a QUEEN because you are his everything and he fears to lose you. " Why ask for what he cannot afford? He may not have it all now, but one day he will... He may not be living his dream now, but one day he will… He pictures making a family with you and he means it when he says that he loves you. " Dear Ladies, appreciate that man in your life who strives to be all you need.. He may not be all the things you need right now but with time he will be... He will get a job, get the money, he will buy a land and he will build a house for both of you. He won’t be renting or staying at his parent’s house forever. He will fulfill all his promises and he will be a good dad to your children. Just kindly be patient if you seriously love him. Everything will be fine between both of you. Don't be pushed around by money and what you want to eat now
Wednesday, 24 June 2015
Please pass around to your family and friends !!! MUST SHARE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE . People have been receiving calls from +375602605281, +37127913091 or any number starting from numbers : +375 +371 +381 and they let it ring once & hang up . If you call back any of the above numbers , you are charged 15-30$ & they can have access to your contact list & copy it in 3 seconds . Additionally , If you have bank or Credit card details on your phone , they can copy that too... +375 is from Belarus +371 is from Latvia +381 is from Serbia Don't answer or call back . Please FORWARD AND SHARE this to your friends and family this important message ... Also , PLEASE READ this ... Don't Press #90 or #09 on your Mobile No. Please take care . IF SOME ONE asks YOU TO DIAL #09 or #90. Please Do Not Dial this when asked Please circulate URGENTLY New Trick of hackers to Frame Innocent People !!! Friend , There is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09 they can access your SIM card and make calls at your expense Forward this message to as many friends as U can to stop it ?
Wednesday, 10 June 2015
LAUGH IT OFF: Husband and Wife agreed that whenever they want to have SEX, they will call it 'PHONE CALL' so that the children won't understand. One day, Dad sends Son to tell Mum that he wants to make a 'PHONE CALL'. Mum replies: tel your Dad that the Network is busy today. Dad replies: tell your Mum that d call is urgent, if Network is busy, then am going to a PUBLIC PHONE BOOTH. Mum replies: tell him that if he dare goes to Public Phone Booth, I will OPEN a Business Center and all 'PHONE CALLS' will be FREE .......
LAUGH IT OFF: Husband and Wife agreed that whenever they want to have SEX, they will call it 'PHONE CALL' so that the children won't understand. One day, Dad sends Son to tell Mum that he wants to make a 'PHONE CALL'. Mum replies: tel your Dad that the Network is busy today. Dad replies: tell your Mum that d call is urgent, if Network is busy, then am going to a PUBLIC PHONE BOOTH. Mum replies: tell him that if he dare goes to Public Phone Booth, I will OPEN a Business Center and all 'PHONE CALLS' will be FREE .......
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