Monday 16 March 2015
Gentle boyy world: Let me give you this hot gist right from the pot. You guys just need to read this..... It happened in calabar few weeks back. I heard it today in a BRT bus. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road. she was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned theway home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again. Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The lights were switched off he felt. He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin. impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling. But the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and forcefully vomits him. He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for help. He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife was asleep aleady. He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his wife has turned into a snake.. The wife told him everything he did and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise, his wife tod him she was her mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on him with her mother. She so got angry. The man almost commited suicide. His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat. He couldn't talk.... And the only problem now is "I don't just know how I will end this FAKE story"... Happened in Calabar my foot..... Fake story Joor...
Let me give you this hot gist right from the pot. You guys just need to read this..... It happened in calabar few weeks back. I heard it today in a BRT bus. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road. she was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned theway home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again. Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The lights were switched off he felt. He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin. impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling. But the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and forcefully vomits him. He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for help. He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife was asleep aleady. He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his wife has turned into a snake.. The wife told him everything he did and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise, his wife tod him she was her mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on him with her mother. She so got angry. The man almost commited suicide. His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat. He couldn't talk.... And the only problem now is "I don't just know how I will end this FAKE story"... Happened in Calabar my foot..... Fake story Joor...
Monday 9 March 2015
Saturday 7 March 2015
title:- Do Good. Genre:- hip hop about:- Mr.C is a good singer and he did very well in the music title, it video is also ready but to be shared. As a matter of fact, this track won best music of the month on star fm, and best sound of the week on MTV BASE. You can share it to friends, download and comment below. DOWNLOAD MUSIC HERE
YOUR KIDNEY DESERVES THE BEST Barely two (2) days ago, we all received the news of the demise of the Nigerian actor as a result of same kidney disease. I want to show you how to avert this menace of kidney disease. Very easy and effective. And don't forget that I copied it. So feel free to share, copy and disseminate. SO HERE ARE THE TOP 6 CAUSE OF KIDNEY DISEASE: 1. Delaying going to a toilet Keeping your urine in your bladder for too long is a bad idea. A full bladder can cause bladder damage. The urine that stays in the bladder multiplies bacteria quickly. Once the urine refluxes back to the ureter and kidneys, the toxic substances can result in kidney infections, then urinary tract infections, and then nephritis, and even uremia. When nature calls – do it as soon as possible. 2. Eating too much salt,You should eat no more than 5.8 grams of salt daily. 3. Eating too much meat. Too much protein in your diet is harmful for your kidneys. Protein digestion produces ammonia – a toxin that is very destructive to your kidneys. More meat equals more kidney damage. 4. Drinking too much caffeine Caffeine is a component of many sodas and soft drinks. It raises your blood pressure and your kidneys start suffering. So you should cut down the amount of coke you drink daily. 5. Not drinking water. Our kidneys should be hydrated properly to perform their functions well. If we don’t drink enough, the toxins can start accumulating in the blood, as there isn’t enough fluid to drain them through the kidneys. Drink more than 10 glasses of water daily. There is an easy way to check if you are drinking enough water: look at the colour of your urine; the lighter the colour, the better. 6. Late treatment . Treat all your health problems properly and have your health checked regularly. Let's help ourselves...Godwill protect you and your family from every disease this year! Amen
I Slept On The Streets Of Ghana Before Stardom – Patoranking Today, Nneameka Okorie, popularly called Patoranking, is one of the most celebrated reggae-dancehall artists in Nigeria and by extension, Africa. But the story, like that of most people, has not always been that good for the ‘Alubarika’ star. Patoranking was recently in Ghana for a show last week where he had an exclusive interview with top Ghanaian radio personality Bola Ray on Starr 103.5 FM. In the course of the interview, he revealed that his musiccareer actually started off in Ghana. According to him, ‘I started musicfrom my mum’s belly, but dancehall has always been something that I grew up listening to and it was perfected in Ghana.’ Patoranking’s first trip to Ghana, according to him, was in 2007 after he was admitted into Cape Coast University. After a year at the university, he dropped out due to financial constraints. “I had to move from Cape Coast to Accra. I was sleeping on the streets of Osu just to make it. We must make am now…survival at all cost’, he said before adding: ‘The only option I had at that point was making it in life because I just had to change the course of my family, the face of my family you know…being the first child…I just say thank you Lord and to everybody that never doubted me. I pray for them still and we’re still together,’ he added. It is on record that while hustling in Ghana, Patoranking met a young Ghanaian entrepreneur named Lanky on the streets of Osu who partnered with him to achieve his dreams. Lanky started a production company called Black Rhythms Entertainment and made a few tracks with him, the songs enjoyed some airplay but it was difficult to break through in Ghana so he returned to Nigeria and the rest, as they say, it history.
Joke of the week Employee: Sir, you called me? Boss:Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate. Employee: (after few minutes) Done sir. Boss: Do it again. Employee: Done again,Sir. Boss: Do it once more. Employee: Now I don't have much stamina for it sir...my sperm don finish and am feeling weak Boss: Very good. Here's the keys of my car, Drop my wife lovina at home
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E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 G.R.A.
E get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too...
Anytime dis oyibo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'',
so I wonder wetin dey make am shout.
I decided to eat what d oyibo always eat so maybe me sef go shout too.
When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening,
I order wetin d man dey chop.
Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout.
I collect extra plate, but i no still shout.
I say dis oyibo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat?
Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill.
The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000.Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout ....
E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 G.R.A. E get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too... Anytime dis oyibo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to eat what d oyibo always eat so maybe me sef go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyibo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000.Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout ....
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