Joke of the week Employee: Sir, you called me? Boss:Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate. Employee: (after few minutes) Done sir. Boss: Do it again. Employee: Done again,Sir. Boss: Do it once more. Employee: Now I don't have much stamina for it sir...my sperm don finish and am feeling weak Boss: Very good. Here's the keys of my car, Drop my wife lovina at home