A man died and went
to heaven.He was
guided
by angel Gabriel as he
move through God's
premises.These where his observations
_In 1st room,he saw
many angels & they
where
so busy.The man asked
angel Gabriel.What are they doing, angel
replied, they are
sorting letters of
request
{Jobs,Life,Healing etc} by people on earth
according to there
categories
_In the 2nd room,they
saw a similar thing like
in the 1st room but this time the angels
where
busy
parking something into
boxes
~Man asked: What are they doing?
~Angel Gabriel: They are parking blessings
for
people's request
_In the 3rd room there
was only one angel & was
dozzing
~Man: Why is he alone & sleeping?
~Gabriel: He is here to
receive thanks from people
appriciating GOD
for granting there
request.He is dozzing because most people
forget
to say thank you lord after getting
what
they
want! _So pals let us all type
Thank You Lord for
providing us up to this minutes
satan is a lier,he is
telling you to IGNORE
but you prove him wrong by
typing "Thank You Lord"
Thursday 3 December 2015
18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying the embarrassed mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with well tended grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the car and enters the house. Meeting the girl's parents, he says:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I'll bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town house, a beachfront villa and a $1m bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2m bank account.
If twins, a factory and $2m each.
However, if there's a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You'll sleep with her again!"
Wednesday 23 September 2015
Super 5ive
Super 5ive is coming out with a dope song, all my fans mi duro, thanks for ut patient, giving u nice melody is what we are here to do, new music droping soon.
Man buys rights to AIDS drug, raises price from $13.50 to $750.00 per pill (PHOTOS) The founder and chief executive of Turing Pharmaceuticals32-year-old Martin Shkreli and former hedge fund manager has suffered severe backlash after purchasing the rights to a 62-year-old drug used for treating AIDS patients and raising the price overnight from $13.50 per tablet to $750. He purchased the rights to Daraprim - which is used to treat life-threatening parasitic infections - in August for $55million. Shortly thereafter, the price of the drug, which costs roughly $1 to produce, was increased to $750 per tablet. Shkreli told Bloombergthat he hiked up the price of the pill because Turing Pharmaceuticals 'needed to turn a profit on the drug'. Since the announcement, people across social media have criticized the price increase, but Shkreli has backed the decision. 'This isn't the greedy drug company trying to gouge patients, it is us trying to stay in business,' Shkreli said, according to Raw Story. He added that many patients use the drug for less than a year and that the price is on par with drugs similar that are used to treat rare diseases. Since his company acquired the drug, Shkreli has urged the importance of improving Daraprim and said drugs need to be developed for treating neglected tropical diseases. Shkreli said that the proceeds from the newly high-priced Daraprim will be used to research better treatments and raise awareness for toxoplasmosis.,an opportunistic parasitic infection that can cause serious and life-threatening problems.
Thursday 6 August 2015
Wednesday 5 August 2015
Monday 3 August 2015
Things a girl wants from her boyfriend APPRECIATE YOUR MAN! Your MAN may not own a car. He may not earn a lot of money. He may not live in a posh estate. He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time. He may not have a great job. " But it’s enough to know you are the ONLY ONE He has at his heart. He has a vision. He is Honest. He is very hard-working. He is humble. He keeps that smile on your face. He talks to you every day. He actually listens to you. He always replies your messages. He tolerates you when you're moody. His family knows you. He tells you you're beautiful all the time. He sees you every chance he gets. He appreciates the smallest things you do. He is there when you need him. He respects you. He is proud you are his…he treats you like a QUEEN because you are his everything and he fears to lose you. " Why ask for what he cannot afford? He may not have it all now, but one day he will... He may not be living his dream now, but one day he will… He pictures making a family with you and he means it when he says that he loves you. " Dear Ladies, appreciate that man in your life who strives to be all you need.. He may not be all the things you need right now but with time he will be... He will get a job, get the money, he will buy a land and he will build a house for both of you. He won’t be renting or staying at his parent’s house forever. He will fulfill all his promises and he will be a good dad to your children. Just kindly be patient if you seriously love him. Everything will be fine between both of you. Don't be pushed around by money and what you want to eat now
Wednesday 24 June 2015
Please pass around to your family and friends !!! MUST SHARE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE . People have been receiving calls from +375602605281, +37127913091 or any number starting from numbers : +375 +371 +381 and they let it ring once & hang up . If you call back any of the above numbers , you are charged 15-30$ & they can have access to your contact list & copy it in 3 seconds . Additionally , If you have bank or Credit card details on your phone , they can copy that too... +375 is from Belarus +371 is from Latvia +381 is from Serbia Don't answer or call back . Please FORWARD AND SHARE this to your friends and family this important message ... Also , PLEASE READ this ... Don't Press #90 or #09 on your Mobile No. Please take care . IF SOME ONE asks YOU TO DIAL #09 or #90. Please Do Not Dial this when asked Please circulate URGENTLY New Trick of hackers to Frame Innocent People !!! Friend , There is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09 they can access your SIM card and make calls at your expense Forward this message to as many friends as U can to stop it ?
Wednesday 10 June 2015
LAUGH IT OFF: Husband and Wife agreed that whenever they want to have SEX, they will call it 'PHONE CALL' so that the children won't understand. One day, Dad sends Son to tell Mum that he wants to make a 'PHONE CALL'. Mum replies: tel your Dad that the Network is busy today. Dad replies: tell your Mum that d call is urgent, if Network is busy, then am going to a PUBLIC PHONE BOOTH. Mum replies: tell him that if he dare goes to Public Phone Booth, I will OPEN a Business Center and all 'PHONE CALLS' will be FREE .......
LAUGH IT OFF: Husband and Wife agreed that whenever they want to have SEX, they will call it 'PHONE CALL' so that the children won't understand. One day, Dad sends Son to tell Mum that he wants to make a 'PHONE CALL'. Mum replies: tel your Dad that the Network is busy today. Dad replies: tell your Mum that d call is urgent, if Network is busy, then am going to a PUBLIC PHONE BOOTH. Mum replies: tell him that if he dare goes to Public Phone Booth, I will OPEN a Business Center and all 'PHONE CALLS' will be FREE .......
Monday 27 April 2015
Gentle boyy world: Unanswerable? Few of us spend time wondering why,w...
Gentle boyy world: Unanswerable?
Few of us spend time wondering
why,w...: Unanswerable? Few of us spend time wondering why,when,where,what,how,etc why is the sky blue? Why cant our hands hold each unless with a gl...
Few of us spend time wondering
why,w...: Unanswerable? Few of us spend time wondering why,when,where,what,how,etc why is the sky blue? Why cant our hands hold each unless with a gl...
Unanswerable? Few of us spend time wondering why,when,where,what,how,etc why is the sky blue? Why cant our hands hold each unless with a glue? Why is the day day and night night? Why the night cant be alittle bright? Why do we remember only the past and not the future? Why do we struggle to forge ahead and think about the future? How did the world come to be? What is the world coming to be? Where do I come from? Why am I here? Why is the world filled with unsolvable problems and chaos? Why are we the people of this world fighting ourselves,causing fear,terror and death to our people? When and will the world come together in unison? Where can i find the answers to life's innermost secrets? Will ever be peace in the world? In the midst of chaos,natural disasters,riots,wars,disputes. When will my dreams come true? The world is crying out, is God watching?
Unanswerable?
Few of us spend time wondering
why,when,where,what,how,etc
why is the sky blue?
Why cant our hands hold each unless with a glue?
Why is the day day and night night?
Why the night cant be alittle bright?
Why do we remember only the past and not the future?
Why do we struggle to forge ahead and think about the future?
How did the world come to be?
What is the world coming to be?
Where do I come from?
Why am I here?
Why is the world filled with unsolvable problems and chaos?
Why are we the people of this world fighting ourselves,causing fear,terror and death to our people?
When and will the world come together in unison?
Where can i find the answers to life's innermost secrets?
Will ever be peace in the world?
In the midst of chaos,natural disasters,riots,wars,disputes.
When will my dreams come true?
The world is crying out,
is God watching?
Friday 17 April 2015
Monday 16 March 2015
Gentle boyy world: Let me give you this hot gist right from the pot. You guys just need to read this..... It happened in calabar few weeks back. I heard it today in a BRT bus. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road. she was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned theway home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again. Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The lights were switched off he felt. He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin. impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling. But the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and forcefully vomits him. He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for help. He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife was asleep aleady. He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his wife has turned into a snake.. The wife told him everything he did and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise, his wife tod him she was her mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on him with her mother. She so got angry. The man almost commited suicide. His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat. He couldn't talk.... And the only problem now is "I don't just know how I will end this FAKE story"... Happened in Calabar my foot..... Fake story Joor...
Let me give you this hot gist right from the pot. You guys just need to read this..... It happened in calabar few weeks back. I heard it today in a BRT bus. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road. she was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned theway home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again. Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The lights were switched off he felt. He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin. impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling. But the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and forcefully vomits him. He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for help. He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife was asleep aleady. He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his wife has turned into a snake.. The wife told him everything he did and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise, his wife tod him she was her mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on him with her mother. She so got angry. The man almost commited suicide. His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat. He couldn't talk.... And the only problem now is "I don't just know how I will end this FAKE story"... Happened in Calabar my foot..... Fake story Joor...
Monday 9 March 2015
Saturday 7 March 2015
title:- Do Good. Genre:- hip hop about:- Mr.C is a good singer and he did very well in the music title, it video is also ready but to be shared. As a matter of fact, this track won best music of the month on star fm, and best sound of the week on MTV BASE. You can share it to friends, download and comment below. DOWNLOAD MUSIC HERE
YOUR KIDNEY DESERVES THE BEST Barely two (2) days ago, we all received the news of the demise of the Nigerian actor as a result of same kidney disease. I want to show you how to avert this menace of kidney disease. Very easy and effective. And don't forget that I copied it. So feel free to share, copy and disseminate. SO HERE ARE THE TOP 6 CAUSE OF KIDNEY DISEASE: 1. Delaying going to a toilet Keeping your urine in your bladder for too long is a bad idea. A full bladder can cause bladder damage. The urine that stays in the bladder multiplies bacteria quickly. Once the urine refluxes back to the ureter and kidneys, the toxic substances can result in kidney infections, then urinary tract infections, and then nephritis, and even uremia. When nature calls – do it as soon as possible. 2. Eating too much salt,You should eat no more than 5.8 grams of salt daily. 3. Eating too much meat. Too much protein in your diet is harmful for your kidneys. Protein digestion produces ammonia – a toxin that is very destructive to your kidneys. More meat equals more kidney damage. 4. Drinking too much caffeine Caffeine is a component of many sodas and soft drinks. It raises your blood pressure and your kidneys start suffering. So you should cut down the amount of coke you drink daily. 5. Not drinking water. Our kidneys should be hydrated properly to perform their functions well. If we don’t drink enough, the toxins can start accumulating in the blood, as there isn’t enough fluid to drain them through the kidneys. Drink more than 10 glasses of water daily. There is an easy way to check if you are drinking enough water: look at the colour of your urine; the lighter the colour, the better. 6. Late treatment . Treat all your health problems properly and have your health checked regularly. Let's help ourselves...Godwill protect you and your family from every disease this year! Amen
I Slept On The Streets Of Ghana Before Stardom – Patoranking Today, Nneameka Okorie, popularly called Patoranking, is one of the most celebrated reggae-dancehall artists in Nigeria and by extension, Africa. But the story, like that of most people, has not always been that good for the ‘Alubarika’ star. Patoranking was recently in Ghana for a show last week where he had an exclusive interview with top Ghanaian radio personality Bola Ray on Starr 103.5 FM. In the course of the interview, he revealed that his musiccareer actually started off in Ghana. According to him, ‘I started musicfrom my mum’s belly, but dancehall has always been something that I grew up listening to and it was perfected in Ghana.’ Patoranking’s first trip to Ghana, according to him, was in 2007 after he was admitted into Cape Coast University. After a year at the university, he dropped out due to financial constraints. “I had to move from Cape Coast to Accra. I was sleeping on the streets of Osu just to make it. We must make am now…survival at all cost’, he said before adding: ‘The only option I had at that point was making it in life because I just had to change the course of my family, the face of my family you know…being the first child…I just say thank you Lord and to everybody that never doubted me. I pray for them still and we’re still together,’ he added. It is on record that while hustling in Ghana, Patoranking met a young Ghanaian entrepreneur named Lanky on the streets of Osu who partnered with him to achieve his dreams. Lanky started a production company called Black Rhythms Entertainment and made a few tracks with him, the songs enjoyed some airplay but it was difficult to break through in Ghana so he returned to Nigeria and the rest, as they say, it history.
Joke of the week Employee: Sir, you called me? Boss:Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate. Employee: (after few minutes) Done sir. Boss: Do it again. Employee: Done again,Sir. Boss: Do it once more. Employee: Now I don't have much stamina for it sir...my sperm don finish and am feeling weak Boss: Very good. Here's the keys of my car, Drop my wife lovina at home
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E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 G.R.A.
E get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too...
Anytime dis oyibo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'',
so I wonder wetin dey make am shout.
I decided to eat what d oyibo always eat so maybe me sef go shout too.
When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening,
I order wetin d man dey chop.
Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout.
I collect extra plate, but i no still shout.
I say dis oyibo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat?
Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill.
The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000.Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout ....
E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 G.R.A. E get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too... Anytime dis oyibo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to eat what d oyibo always eat so maybe me sef go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyibo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000.Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout ....
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