18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying the embarrassed mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with well tended grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the car and enters the house. Meeting the girl's parents, he says:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I'll bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town house, a beachfront villa and a $1m bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2m bank account.
If twins, a factory and $2m each.
However, if there's a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You'll sleep with her again!"
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